Robot Love

I find the Twitter trending topic #robotpickuplines anthropomorphically hilarious. What’s next, the coming out of C3PO ? Here’s a sampling :

@AmyMelz
“Hey there, my name’s Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

@jenk28
“My bolts are getting loose…would you mind screwing me?”

@Shyamalady
“Holy shift! Check out the asymptote on that mother function!”

@robingirlwonder
“Hey Baby…. my name is McAfee, I am virus free and I carry protection.”

@Fleshworks
“You’re the only bookmark in my browser.”

@ianderthal

“I want to grow obsolete with you.”